listens to she & him on his ipod
as he sits on his balcony
wondering if he’d ever be as cool
as they sound.
feeling dirty and a little flirty.
but the flirt is too much work
so he takes a sip from his cup of water
that used to have tequila in it
that is now just tap water
with fun-flavored ice.
he wonders how many places he could exist in at one time.
he wonders if he’ll ever see the desert.
and can’t imagine heat without humidity.
(like sticking your head in the oven?)
is this song country?
